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If You Lived Here You'd Be Home by Now

Why We Traded the Commuting Life for a Little House on the Prairie

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The hilarious, charming, and candid story of writer Christopher Ingraham's decision to uproot his life and move his family to Red Lake Falls, Minnesota, population 1,400—the community he made famous as "the worst place to live in America" in a story he wrote for the Washington Post.

Like so many young American couples, Chris Ingraham and his wife Briana were having a difficult time making ends meet as they tried to raise their twin boys in the East Coast suburbs. One day, Chris—in his role as a "data guy" reporter at the Washington Post—stumbled on a study that would change his life. It was a ranking of America's 3,000+ counties from ugliest to most scenic. He quickly scrolled to the bottom of the list and gleefully wrote the words "The absolute worst place to live in America is (drumroll please) ... Red Lake County, Minn." The story went viral, to put it mildly.

Among the reactions were many from residents of Red Lake County. While they were unflappably polite—it's not called "Minnesota Nice" for nothing—they challenged him to look beyond the spreadsheet and actually visit their community. Ingraham, with slight trepidation, accepted. Impressed by the locals' warmth, humor and hospitality —and ever more aware of his financial situation and torturous commute—Chris and Briana eventually decided to relocate to the town he'd just dragged through the dirt on the Internet.

If You Lived Here You'd Be Home by Now is the story of making a decision that turns all your preconceptions—good and bad—on their heads. In Red Lake County, Ingraham experiences the intensity and power of small-town gossip, struggles to find a decent cup of coffee, suffers through winters with temperatures dropping to forty below zero, and unearths some truths about small-town life that the coastal media usually miss. It's a wry and charming tale—with data!—of what happened to one family brave enough to move waaaay beyond its comfort zone.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      July 8, 2019
      With humor and insight, Washington Post reporter Ingraham writes of relocating his family from Washington, D.C., to rural Minnesota. In 2015, Ingraham wrote a story that went viral about “the worst place to live in America,” based on a USDA study­­—Minnesota’s Red Lake County (which has no lakes). His charming book, though, is not about infuriating the people of Red Lake Falls­—who immediately welcomed his family—but how a trip there awakened a desire to get his family out of their cramped Baltimore house and away from miserable commutes. Ingraham’s account of this somewhat spontaneous relocation (the paper allowed Ingraham, who reports on data, to work remotely) to the frozen prairie is nuanced, leavened with tongue-in-cheek infographics and thoughtful ruminations on place. He jabs at his fellow coastal reporters (who “mistake local quirks for cultural divides”) and plays for fish-out-of-water laughs when killing his first deer or discovering “Minnesota pizza is universally bad.” But he avoids Northern Exposure–type pandering and zeroes in on the appeal of “a quiet working-class normalcy” in a town whose residents view Minneapolis as a “far-off urban hellscape.” This unpredictable look at the intimacy to be found in rural regions will enchant urban dwellers.

    • Kirkus

      July 15, 2019
      A Washington Post data reporter debuts with an account of his move from the D.C. area to a rural county in northwestern Minnesota. In 2015, Ingraham published a dismissive comment about Red Lake County, Minnesota, and the immediate social media reactions from some people there prompted him to visit. When he got there, he realized that he was falling for the place. He convinced his wife that they should move there for a while. It was a great place, he thought, to bring up their twin sons, still of preschool age--not to mention quite a bit less expensive than D.C. So they packed up and moved, where they were, again, surprised to discover how comfortable they felt--even though Red Lake "is a place so lacking in superlatives that proclaiming itself 'the only landlocked county...that is surrounded by just two neighboring counties' is the closest thing to a boast that you'll find on the county's website." Seldom is heard a discouraging word in Ingraham's text; the only time he really complains, which he does in a light, even ironic way, is about the local food, especially the pizza (barely edible). The family quickly adapted to the entirely new small-town culture and found everyone welcoming and even sort of Mayberry-ish. Ingraham deals with a number of fundamental issues: health care (things were farther away than in the densely populated East), schools (he had a great experience with the local school dealing with one of his sons), social life (his wife won a seat on the town council; he went deer hunting), and, of course, the extreme cold of northern Minnesota. The author devotes a small section to politics, registering his belief that mass-media portrayals of small-town rural America are not sufficiently nuanced. Throughout, Ingraham writes with the conviction of one who has found--as least for him--tranquility and truth. A simple, warmhearted celebration of small-town living.

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